A glass of wine never hurts

As it turned out, all it was needed was a glass of wine to shut down the bloody procrastinator in me. 

Black out

All those lazy, procrastinating creatures like me deserve to go through exactly what I'm going through right now. Total black out. 

An Ode

Congratulations Oscars! You deserved Leo and finally you got him.

And Leo - I think you should donate sperms. This planet needs many more people like you.