Friday, June 19, 2015

Why so serious!

"Hey! You know she's a 'divorcee'. He is a 'divorcee' too!"
..."Must have done something terribly wrong. She anyways comes across as a really weird girl"
...etcetra

Quite a perfect thought, natural too, rational too. Just my 2 cents -

In future, use the word 'separation'. I will tell you why :
One. It will make you sound sound.
Two. It will make you come across as someone who knows English. I bet you loved this one. That's ok. Pleasure is mine.

The interesting thing about this 'sensational' divorce -

(By the way, do you have anyone else in your stretched vicinity going through it? I bet no.)

-Is that it does not really suck the way it is anticipated to. Terms and Conditions apply. And that's what makes a person going through it come across as 'weird', when in the first place you had wondered why could you not use the word 'sad'. That's sad. I know.

"Lipsticks and all... She is dating for sure."
Well.
Hell.
No! A woman wont wear it only when on date.
She can also wear it when she is trying to seduce you.
And craving for that stare, that you and only you can give. You silly.

And the...
"Singapore trip"
"I call that Desperation"
Yeah! It is. Indeed. Just the right word you used here.
Desperation to sleep with a secret Leonardo di Caprio that I am travelling with, in the rosy beds that await me in the sensual beaches of Singapore with my 02.7570 year old son guarding against any interruptions what-so-ever.

Last..
"...why this clarification all of a sudden?"
That's because this shit that I hear occasionally bangs my head. I shed it every time until over a period of time it auto-mountains itself into a huge heap. And suddenly I am a yogi sitting on the hill top of Mount Everest.

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